Jeff E. Coli Dog Toy

#cpp-jegg Jeff E. Coli Dog Toy
Jeff E. Coli ~ Meet our surfin' chicken-dude Jeff E. Coli! Beloved off-spring of the flatulent show-stopping union of Henrietta and Earl, your favorite burlesque beauty and gas-passing gig-ster! Born ready to put the less-than-surftastic trailer parks of his childhood behind him, he was eager to hit the beaches with any waves he could get his long board on. So begins the story of our Jeff E. Coli! With a dog bone toy in his short's pocket, mirror shades on his beady eyes, and a "chick-a-bow-wow-bunga dude!" on his beak, he's ready for some barnyard-busting squawking-good, gnarly hanging-five fun! Range free, boneless latex squeaker toy. He contains no MSG and has been de-feathered for canine pleasure! Poly-filled latex. Lead Free! 11.5 long x 3.5 wide.
Price:	$13.00
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